Last ActiveMay 19, 2008
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (79 days)

Combat

Kills1

Losses6

Efficiency14%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed244.41m

Lost3.61m

ISK Efficiency99%

Balance+240.81m

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Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows0

Combat Points1

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NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

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Bio

NOOB MERCS:
Pronunciation: ˈn\xfc-bē ˈmərk, ˈny\xfc- ˈmərs
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive, rarely flattering
Etymology: irregular from new mercenaries
See also: Zergling, meatshield, cannon fodder

Definition:

Like zerglings a Noob Merc may bite, but is mostly harmless on its own. Herds of Noob Mercs, often refered to as "omg lag". are to be regarded with caution. Once a week they can be seen lead by an alpha male, dubbed the Nubbin King, as they wander the systems searching for "blinky" and "WT".

As their numbers increase a herd will show less and less care for its own wellfare and pretty much lock and fire on anything coming in their path. They share a symbiotic relationship with Concord who will follow a herd around feasting on hapless members.

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