Bladacticus

--Fresh Prince of EVE--
Now this is a thread all about how
My can got flipped-flagged upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just dock right there
I'll tell you about how I became the pwn of Luminaire
In west Oursulaert born and raised
In a roid belt is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shootin some veldspar outside of the moon
When a couple of noobs who were up to no good started flippin cans in my neighborhood
I got into one little fight and my AI got scared
And said "Your moving with your corpie and clone in Luminaire"
I whistled for a shuttle and when it came near
The ship name said Fresh and it had ice(ogen) in the mirror
If anything I could post that this ship was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo home to Luminaire!"
I docked into a station around 7 or 8 and
I yelled to the pilot 'Yo n00b pwn ya later'
Looked at my kingdom i was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Luminaire.
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