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(2:28:10 AM) [0RIGN] Tomas: Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. 
One atom trips and falls and says, "Ohh Noo... I think I lost an electron!" 
The other atom replies, "are you sure?" 
The first atoms exclaims, "I'm Positive!"

Pidgie > hey do i have a few minutes to go eat some lead paint chips so I can die like a retard next?

sodney> Think of it like an anal bead, you don't want it at first but then you just want more.

Falopadous: i would drag my balls through a field of cheese rasps and nitrogylcerin soaked velociraptor claws for elo, followed by a 60 day ass fisting from 100 elephant foots while licking the infected dick of an 90 year old crackhead, just to find a penny, that a creep used to pay for the cab he took to stalk a girl that was the best friend of you in the 2nd grade.

Elo: I'll sing him the song of my people.
Vonq: The sounds moose make when they fuck on ice?