Atomicmonkey

If only everyone in the world could be as deliciously insane as I am. That way we could all go around masturbating while honking horns and screaming: ''I'M MASTURBATING!'' Then it would be required by law that you respond in an enthusiastic manner: ''HOORAY!'' With a thumbs up and a smile. There would be no more poor people because shit would be the worldwide accepted currency and all you would have to do to get paid is eat a taco and shit it out. War would be a thing of the past as well. Instead of killing each other to settle our differences we would have a massive sex party where everyone in the world would participate and have sex until they didn’t feel like killing each other anymore. If only everyone in the world could be as deliciously insane as i am then I wouldn't have such a boner for no reason all the time.