murderface61

this is the story of "Batman Begins"

Once upon a time there was young boy named Batman and his parents ended up dead. Then he grew up and screwed around at Princeton, and then he screwed around in China so he could become a ninja because his parents were dead, Then he returned home and said "I will become batman!" and he became BATMAN! and he screwed around some more. Then he went to Morgan Freeman and said "I need a freaking Batmobile" and Morgan Free man said "No! Screw you! you get a tank because you suck... and germs killed the martians". Then a man with a potato sack showed up and said "Screw you!" and Batman said "NO! screw YOU!". Then batman made him get dumb. Then there was a ninja on a train and said "everyone in this town is a dick" and then batman said "enjoy your choo-choo to dick-butt town". Then everyone died, especially Heath Ledger

The end

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