The Herp

CCP Judge: Consider yourself a whiner!
ReveR DeBooN: Bartholomeus Crane, do you enjoy Hulkageddon?
CCP Judge: You don’t have to reply to that whine!
Bartholomeus Crane: I'll reply to the whineage!
[to ReveR DeBooN]
Bartholomeus Crane: You want a reply?
ReveR DeBooN: I think I'm entitled.
Bartholomeus Crane: You want a reply?
ReveR DeBooN: I want the truth!
Bartholomeus Crane: You can’t handle a reply!
[pauses]
Bartholomeus Crane: Son, we live in a game that has spaceships, and those spaceships have to be ganked by players with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Carebear #999998? I have more fun in this game than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your Hulk, and you curse PvP. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That your Hulk's death, while tragic to you, probably saved subscriptions. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves PvP. You don't want the truth because deep in places you don't