No, That popular, good-looking, ill-advised moron cannot save you. He's even more fucked than you are. And hes here to let his buddies use him to screw you.

Boom.

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*** Scanning info ***
1 au = 149.000.000 km
3 au = 447.000.000 km
7 au = 1.043.000.000 km
48 au = 7.152.000.000 km
Max Scanner Range = 14.413 AU
(2.147.483.647/149.000.000)

** Targeting systems **
Minmatar - Ladar
Caldary - Gravimetric
Gallente - Magnetometric
Amarr - Radar

** Main Damage type to shoot at the enemy **
Guristas - Kinetic
Serpentis - Thermal
Mordus - Thermal & Kinetic
Blood - EM & Thermal
Sansha - EM & Thermal
Angel - Explosive
Mercenary - Thermal
Corpum - EM & Thermal
Gist - Explosive

** Damage types ***
Guristas - Kinetic / Thermal
Serpentis - Thermal / Kinetic
Blood Raider - Thermal / EM
Sansha's Nation - EM / Thermal