Shanghaij

Everyone loves a Canadian! (Especially gay french pedophiles)

Thaddeus Drake > I'm like the Iron Chef of stroking cock.

Shanghaij > "He wants to go apply at a deli with a fucking beard?! Why doesn't he go there wearing a fucking T-shirt that says "Hey, I had sex and have an STD"!!!!"

Stevie's Autograph
Stevie Gib > Stevie Gib

Kan Hu Xiong > my dad farted at the beginning of the movie Mulan, just as the guy said "Now all of China knows you're here."

"It's not my mother speaking. It's the fact that the public facility I'm currently in is closing in an hour." - Marelda Ambramotte

Lindir Targon > Luckily for me, EVE is a turn on

Hukoro Yakubu > Thadd makes for a beautiful woman

Neighn Kount > brb, cactus got my son
Neighn Kount > my 2 year old went after a bubble and grabbed a cactus

poponpoop > roses are like onions if you snort the mushroom im afraid of toasters