Bill Beckett

Stupidity is genetic. My poor clones 8*(
Presenting you with insufferable stupidity right when you don't need it.
.* Guristas - Kinetic
* Serpentis - Thermal
* Mordus - Thermal Kinetic
* Blood - EM Thermal
* Sansha - EM Thermal
* Angel - Explosive
* Mercenary - Thermal
* Corpum - EM Thermal
* Gist - Explosive

You know you play too much EVE when....
You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you.
You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed.
While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes as you say "Docking permission requested."
You call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers.
You look at your boss and wonder how much dps you can inflict before getting fired.