"Dear Gods,
Please give me peace, so I can accept the things that I can not change,courage, so I can change the things I can not accept and wisdom, so I can hide well the bodies of the people I had to kill, because they pissed me off. And also, please help me be more careful of the toes I step on today, because they might be related to the a** I will need to kiss tomorrow.Help me give 100% of myself at work - 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And please help me remember, that when I am having a really bad day and it seems that everyone is trying to piss me off, I will need 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to strech my middle finger and tell them to f**k off.
Amen"

- Emperor Arrach Sarum. Every day prayer CE 4899






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