A Prayor for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change.
The courage to change the things i cannot accept.
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those
i had to kill today because they got on my nerves
also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today
as they may be connected to the feet i have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work

12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

and help me to remember...........

When im haveing a bad day and it seems that
people are trying to wind me up
it takes 42 muscles to frown
28 muscles to smile
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack
someone in the mouth!