Pete07

Murphy's Law of Combat Operations

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow the heck down.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.
If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.
The easy way is always mined.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

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