janto mark

You know you have been playing to much eve when: your girlfriend tells you she is getting breast implants and the first thing you think is +2 to Charisma.

Rules to live by in Eve:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its a ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.
9. For diplomatic solutions: press F-1
10. If all else fails - get revenge!