Fleet Captain Artemis Rose has had it easy all his life, but that's not the point of this letter. The point is that after enduring a barrage of Fleet Captain Rose's putrid tactics, one normally experiences intense levels of stress, difficulty sleeping, and anxiety about one's physical safety as well as one's career. Here's the story: While Fleet Captain Rose and other tendentious disorganized-types sometimes differ on the details and scale of their upcoming campaigns of terror they never fail to agree on the basic principle and substance. Hence, it is imperative that you understand that one of his favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always his solutions that grant him the freedom to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a termagant world to begin a new life in the shadows of pessimism, never the original problem. You might think that anyone who doesn't know that Artemis Rose is fickle must be inhabiting another world