Eri Ishikawa

One ship to jam them all, one ship to damp them.
One ship to suck them dry and in the dark void gank them.

This is my Internet Space Ship. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Internet Space Ship is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Internet Space Ship is useless. Without my Internet Space Ship I am useless. I must fire my Internet Space Ship true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Internet Space Ship and myself are defenders of my Corp, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.