Aldarean

Wha's Like us??
The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle slips
into his national costume, a shabby raincoat,
patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.

En-route to his office he strides along the English lane,
surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.

He drives an English car fitted with tyres
invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.

At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps
invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone
invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland.

He watches the news on television,
invented of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland,

He hears an item about the U.S. Navy
founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.