Workin' on a sex farm
Tryin' to raise some hard love
Gettin' out my pitch fork
Pokin' your hay

Scratchin' in your hen house
Sniffin' at your feedbag
Slippin' out your back door
Leavin' my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high, high, high?

Workin' on a sex farm
Hosin' down your barn door
Botherin' your livestock
They know what I need

Workin' up a hot sweat
Crouchin' in your pea patch
Plowin' through your bean field
Plantin' my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you hear my tractor rumblin' by, by, by?

Workin' on a sex farm
Tryin' to raise some hard love
Gettin' out my pitch fork
Pokin' your hay

Spinal Tap - Sex Farm Lyrics