Larkall

Friendship is best ship!

Eve is best summarized as a bunch of angry people building sandcastles while other angry people occasionally kicks them apart

Be nice to your logistics pilots, they are the only ship class that can kill you by looking at your ship and doing nothing


There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can not.

The Commandments of EVE
1. Never fly what you can't afford to replace.
2. Smartbombs ain't that smart.
3. If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
4. There are no fair or unfair fights; only fights.
5. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
6. The "undock" button is also the "consent to PvP" button.
7. There are plenty of idiots in EVE, but never assume everyone is one.

Flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs while firing an uzi.

Flying Caldari on the other hand, is like riding down an escalator in a sofa while tossing grenades laughing at the misfortune of other's.