a man and his wife were just getting ready for bed... when an escaped convict breaks into thier home. the con ties the man to the bed and the wife to a chair, kisses the woman and whispers in her ear... then he goes off to the bathroom and closes the door. The husdand looks at his wife and says very scared " honey... that man is an escaped convict and chances are he hasnt had any sex in a while so when he tries to have his way with you u need to act like ur enjoying it, be try to brave honey... u need to be brave so we can both make it out alive" his wife said to her husband " actually when he whispered in my ear he said that he was gay and thought you were cute, and he wanted to know where we kept the KY... try and be brave dear "