Alizma

For the Records, I'm Male

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again.


The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minmatar pray their ships hold together.


A novice minmatar pilot was handed a blueprint and was told to build it, when the ship was finished he was stuned to see it was only half build, puzzled he looks to the blueprint and then goes to the agent - "Sir i think you didn't give me all the minerials i need to build the ship.." he points to the ship and the agent does a facepalm.


"Have you seen those minmatar ships" "Yeah, last night i was trying to salvage one. took me 20 tries until the pilot convoed me and told me to stop"

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