Ze Infidel

When you realise that maybe you married the wrong woman, you try not to think about it.
When your jealous that your friend's at gay bars every night getting laid more than you because hes gay, and the pressure to get married at a young age just isn't the same in his world, you keep that to yourself and hammer down a half bottle of white wine to help you forget.

White wine.
f*** Yeah!



When you follow your buddy to a gay bar, just once, just to see what its like, you dress the part.
When you decide recieving oral doesn't really count as gay, you're on your way to an adventure. But when you relaise, gay or not, it does count as cheating on your wife.
Buddy, its time for white wine.

White wine.
f*** Yeah!