Kuger

In the Church of Triksterism we beileve in our one true lord. He gives us strengh through his undieing will to grief and reek havoc through out New Eden. With his Smartbombing battleships and his pwnage rifters he shows us the light and brings us closer to himself in heaven. In his loveing embrace and his enormis muscles he will not punish you for wakeing him up late for his english class. He will protect you with his red lips of divine power till you can not help but gaze into his eyes and be lost within him. Your big black dildos are always welcome for he is the bro, and he believes it is just a mouth based video game. Studs to be rooking for, for he is a busy god, he will try to give all of his devote slaves the shower they deserve. For it be under the power of gold or mud mixed with blood and a glass jar broken and stuck within his anus of power. LOVE OUR LORD TRIKSTERISM AND HE SHALL LOVE YOUR BACK VIGINA.