Malachi Venturian

My Alt Lab [MYLAB]
Last ActiveNov 23, 2019
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (77 days)

Combat

Kills463

Losses93

Efficiency83%

Danger Ratio98%

ISK

Destroyed472.14b

Lost10.35b

ISK Efficiency98%

Balance+461.79b

Solo

Solo Kills10

Solo Ratio2%

Final Blows74

Combat Points463

Other

NPC Losses2

NPC Loss Ratio2%

Avg Kills/Day0.02

ActivityInactive

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Bio

I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I cannot be tracked on radar! I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; I pay no taxes! I think backwards! I do it for fun! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! My physical type cannot be classified by science. I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! Whoop! I'm ready! Let's get it on!

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