A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.

Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' yeah right. It's empty shell casings, oil, and steam from the 4 massive steam engines running this old boat.

That reminds my engineer keeps telling me that there is something wrong with the pressure relief valves and temperature controls on the boilers, need to steal more duck tape when i get back to the station. Oh come on they have tones of the stuff, the WHOLE station is held together with it.