Farkemarp

Excavated from the womb of a rancid, nano-optimised waitress from the outer rim of Ectomol VIII, young Farkemarp was given extensive training in the ways of Weapons-Grade Pharmacueticals and Absurd Guitar Techniques. This led to a burning desire to extract all those who dealt in sub-prime pharmeceuticals from the essence of time and space and to spread the word of the brave through the stars using the power of Irritating noises.
As the moon disintegrated, near Phallicanto II, in his teenage years the resolve of Farke was strengthened to a level that would fuel his insertion into active service with Dromedaworks Inc.
After the incident with the goat (aboard HMS Spacky-Camp) a demotion spurred Farkemarp to reinvent himself. 18 months later, after much procrastination and 12kg of Blue Pills, return to the front lines of Dromeda's eternal struggle against the Anti-Smurferists of the universe is just what the Doctor ordered...