Meekko entered New Eden in a free Ibis with 5,000 ISK and a dream. The dream was unclear. The Ibis is gone.

Nobody knows where Meekko comes from. Meekko does not know where Meekko comes from. The cloning process erased several key memories, including "what is a capacitor" and "please do not warp into that."

Meekko has been podded 47 times in highsec. Highsec. The place specifically designed so this cannot happen. Scientists are baffled. CCP has opened an internal investigation.
His main combat strategy is to lock a target, activate all modules simultaneously, and then minimize the game to check something "real quick." He has lost four ships this way. He considers this a reasonable killboard.

Meekko once tried to join a corporation. He accidentally applied to a pirate alliance. He was accepted. He still doesn't know. They are also confused.

His most prized possession is a Civilian Gatling Railgun he has never removed from his cargo hold because it "might be useful." It will not be useful.

He currently owes 400 million ISK to a man named Vlad. Meekko does not remember borrowing this money. Neither does Vlad. The debt remains.

Favorite activity: Sitting in station. Thinking about undocking. Docking back up.

Killboard: Please do not look at Meekko's killboard.

Life goal: Survive one (1) gate.