"Do you know minmatar ships?"
"Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to stop."

(me) so i am out in 0.0 with my corp doing some stuff
(me) and i'm like
(me) oh man i need to Pee
(me) and get coffee
(me) and have a smoke
(me) so i safespot and off i go
(me) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(me) and i can see my comp through the doors
(me) and i notice
(me) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(me) so i'm like oh fuck
(Kimu Sabe) :O
(me) so i run in
(me) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(me) and i slip and fall on my arse
(me) which is fine
(me) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(me) and it's just the freckin cat playing with the mouse cord!!!!