Chatner

This is my alt.
There are many like him, but this one is mine.
My alt, without me, is useless.
Without my alt, I am useless.
I must train harder than my enemy who is trying to WTFBBQPWN me.
I must get ISKies before he does. I will…
My alt and myself know that what counts in this war is not the gates we pass, the noise of our warp-drives, nor the smoke we leave behind.
It is the skillpoints that count. We will not waste skillpoints…
I will learn my alts weaknesses, his strength, his skills, his implants, his industry jobs and his marketorders.
I will ever guard him against the ravages of scams and podkills.
We become part of each other. We will…
Before Scotty I swear this creed.
My alt and myself are the defenders of my property.
We are the saviors of my cargo.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but another finished deal!