Zezman
Aliastra [A] Last ActiveAug 19, 2011
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (78 days)
Combat
Kills5
Losses6
Efficiency45%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed405.35m
Lost35.59m
ISK Efficiency92%
Balance+369.76m
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points5
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Peter: I hope this isn't a ripoff like that breakfast machine I bought.
(Cut to peter in his kitchen activating his breakfast machine. A ball rolls activating a series of devices soon reaching a balloon attatched to a string attached to a gun. This pulls the trigger and shoots Peter right in the arm.)
Peter: AAAAHH!! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?! THIS JUST SHOOTS YOU IN THE ARM! IT DOESN'T MAKE BREAKFAST AT ALL! AAAHHH!
Peter- Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Brian (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.
Lois: Peter, why are we stopped?
Lois: Hello?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's
(Cut to peter in his kitchen activating his breakfast machine. A ball rolls activating a series of devices soon reaching a balloon attatched to a string attached to a gun. This pulls the trigger and shoots Peter right in the arm.)
Peter: AAAAHH!! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?! THIS JUST SHOOTS YOU IN THE ARM! IT DOESN'T MAKE BREAKFAST AT ALL! AAAHHH!
Peter- Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Brian (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.
Lois: Peter, why are we stopped?
Lois: Hello?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's
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