1). Never pilot a boat you can't immediately replace.
2). Never, ever, even on a good day fly with an outdated clone.
3). Never cry, its ok to scream, but never cry.
4). Do not trust anyone outside of your corporation.
5). Hold a grudge, nourish it, cherish it. and eight months later make good on it.
6). Attack strong, fast, and unexpectedly without remorse, guilt, or pity.
7). It's ok to pilot your boat naked, but it is never a good idea to pilot a naked boat.
8). Never mock any pilot in local chat, it may very likely be the last thing you do.
9). Damage controls are like condoms, Never leave home without one.
10). Learn from your mistakes.
11). Explore and try new things, but always remember law 4.

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