Ron Mexico

There we stood, just 2 against 100...
Man we kicked the crap out of those 2 guys.

I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

We have a saying in my country about people like me - "The coyote of the desert always likes to eat the heart of the young, when the blood drips down to the children for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and only the ribs will be broken in two."

I know what you're asking yourself - and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called The Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this channel is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."