blackhead

Saw this on the eve forum, had to save it XD:
A Raven is like a rectum, everyone has one and it stinks.
Not to mention:
1) Its a raven
1) its more expensive - drake + fitting + insurance is less than raven + insurance
3) its a raven
4) its so incredibly ugly I feel the need to gouge my eyes out every time I see one
5) its a raven
6) i bloody hate cruise/torp missiles
7) its a raven
8) i hate active shield tanking
9) its a raven
10) i don't have caldari bs 1 but I have BC 5
11) its a raven
before going to sleep I make a little prayer asking for horrible, horrible things to happen to all raven pilots, irl.
ravens going pop is about the only thing that warms my stone-cold little heart ♥
And someone's addition to it XD:
12. Lowsec missioning in Drake = you're left alone, most of the time anyway
13. It's a Raven. A.K.A. "lol look what i probed lets pod him"

and years later: I still agree. so why do i log in with one in my inventory :S