Sierra X117

Do you have Cancer?
Does a loved one have cancer?
Please, please! Are you sure you don't have cancer?! Why? Because I have the cure for you!!
INTRODUCING CANNED UNICORN MEAT!!
Heals Cancer and Pod-rash!!

Here is the story of my Wonderful discovery!! ----

I was sitting in my front yard watching this tree eat the sky: and I was like WHOAHH...
Then, out of no where, this unicorn shows up, and I was all like: double WHOAHH...

So, naturally, I pull out the 12 gauge...
"NO PLEASE MISTER!! DON'T!"

ARGH!! TALKING UNICORNS!!!
I shoot...
"ARGH!!!!"
I shoot again...

Now it's in bits in my freezer...
WHAT THE HELL DID I SHOOT!?

AAANNYWYAS...
Kinda tastes like chiken SPAM with marshmellows mixed in...
Convo me if you want a couple cans of unicorn meat. Cheaper than Jita Prices!!

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Rare Canned Uicorn Meat for sale!!! Convo me for details :)