This is my Hulk.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My Hulk is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.

My Hulk without me is useless. Without my Hulk I am useless.
I must fly my Hulk true.
I must mine faster than my enemy who is trying to out-mine me.
I must mine the 'roids before he mines them. I will...
My Hulk and myself know that what counts in war is not the 'roids we mine,
the noise of our strip miners, nor the ravaged husks of the 'roids we leave behind.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My Hulk is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its Strip Miners, and its Shield Booster.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my Hulk clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each oth