'Can you speak up, I'm wearing a Towel - Homer Simpson'

'The Red, Green and Blue alert lights are all flashing! what the smeg does that mean? - Lister
Well either we're under attack, or we're having a disco - Kryten'

'Do not advise someone who is looking for advice, to poo in anything - [email protected]'

'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad'

'Subuto > you shit in your bins?
* Subuto shits in his bin'