Pheonix Culderra

Legion of Revenent Enforcers [-LRE-]

Caldari Civire

Last ActiveFeb 21, 2019
BirthdayDec 23, 2009 (16 years old)
Next BirthdayDec 23, 2026 (48 days)

Combat

Kills59

Losses53

Efficiency53%

Danger Ratio96%

ISK

Destroyed16.68b

Lost13.45b

ISK Efficiency55%

Balance+3.23b

Solo

Solo Kills1

Solo Ratio2%

Final Blows15

Combat Points59

Other

NPC Losses2

NPC Loss Ratio4%

Avg Kills/Day0.01

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Bio

I was only 9 months old
I love Bob so much, I killed all the carebears
I pray to Bob every night before bed, thanking him for the blues I have been given
"Bob is love" I say, "Bob is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a scrub
He was just jealous of my devotion to Bob
I call him a bittervet
He pods me and tells me to shut up
I'm crying now and my clone hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me, It's Bob!
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear, "This is my proteus"
"I'm ready"
I spread my ass cheeks for Bob
He penetrates my wormhole
It hurts so much but I do it for Bob
I can feel my hole go crit as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Bob
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my cargo bay with his love
My dad walks in
Bob looks him in the eyes and says "the wormhole is collapsed now"
He runs to his ship and undocks
Bob is love, Bob is life

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