Sirchasman

"Barge Miners do it with Strippers"

-Personal Motto: "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten" --George Carlin,

-You know u play eve to much when u have a car accident and u get out and run before u get podded.

-On Salvaging: The first time I tried my hand in salvaging i did it on a minmatar ship. After 20 cycles the pilot convoed me to stop.

To all pirates:
1) I'm rarely in a ship i have paid for, so don't waste my time in local by attempting to ransom it.
2) Since i get free ships all you have accomplished by killing my ship is giving me a very nice payout from insurance.
3) I have no implants, so if you manage to kill my pod all you have done is given me a short ride home.
4) Since pirates are generally very stupid i'll break this down for you, you are making me richer everytime you kill a ship, you save me time everytime you kill my pod and you don't hurt my feeling at all.