Ellebeux

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve viruses in this bar". The virus replaces the bartender and says, "now we do".

An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve infectious diseases at this bar". The infectious disease says, "well you're not a very good host".

Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve bacteria in this bar". The bacteria says, "but we work here. We're staff".

A room tempeture superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve superconductors in this bar". The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

An infared photon walks into a bar and says, "is it hot in here or is it just me"?

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve neutrinos in this bar". The neutrino says, "hey, I'm just passing through".

Schrodenger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.