Lameray

Fritz "Lameray" von Auxmaier

Born on the third moon of Dextro Minor.

As a young lad Fritz was frozen into liquid nitrogen because his father told him to do so, after having breakfast at 10 pm with a serious hangover. As the stinging sensation of the liquid nitrogen took hold of his body he realised he forgot to water the plants. His mom would be very angry if the plants would die he thought. So he devised a cunning plan to water the plants after he put his face in the cold liquid.

He filled a giant red plastic bucket with water and threw them over the plants he thought needed a good soak. As the water splashed all over the pots and the floor he thought his mom would be pissed because the mess he made. He then took all his clothes of and ran around the room screaming the world was going to end whilst turning his head 720 degrees.