Jessica Sweetheart

You play too much Eve when..
*You call your friends by their in-game name and they answer
*You look in your real wallet and panick when you don't find some million ISK
*You have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven"
*You look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before being fired
*You drive past a police road block and shout "gate camp"
*You start refering to the "hood" as low sec
*You see a scud launcher on the news and wonder if its tech 2
*You rename your penis "bumpathron"
*You get in a car wreck and run away worrying about getting podded
*You think about selling your car but wonder if it would be worth more if you reprocessed it
*You come home from the grocery store and throw everything in one cupboard and hit stack all
*when you start up your car and say "Warp drive active"
*When you ask your girlfriend for some pvp and you think she gets it

....i need a coffee :-)