Yswr Yrnaid

Yswr is a strange lady, her body can't process any types of fat so her anus is constantly dripping fatty oils and she only passes wind while sat on a toilet. This does have advantages though as she owns tortoises and her fat ladden turds work amazingly well as a turtle shell super polish and hardener. The Tortoise shells become so hard that she can drop kick them into orbit around small moons and the resulting polish is so bright that she can easily spot them from her ship and scoop them into her drone bay.

Being number 1 in the universe at the tortoise drop kicking championships earned her a place as a capsuleer.