vanessa Sly

my girlfriend told me she wanted to be 'treated like a Princess'
So I got her drunk, put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall.





Hey relax its only a game.......... how ya doing ? Im here to make friends, have some fun and cut your heart and intestines out



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Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says,"This is the pig I fuck when your not up for it"
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."