Q: How do the Minmatar make their ships?
A: They drag a magnet through a junk-yard.

Q: How do the Gallente design their ships?
A: They look for something that uses batteries.

Q: Why do Caldari spend so much repairing their ships?
A: Ever wonderdered whether all those little spires break off? Now you know.

Q: How does the Amarr Empire design their ships?
A: They look for the nearest bird.

Q: How do the Jove design their ships?
A: We'll tell you as soon as we see one.

Q: What do you get if you put two drunken ship designers in a room?
A: The Raven