Hells Kitten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU


He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . You wear pants don't you?


An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."


** Damage types ***
Guristas - Kinetic / Thermal
Serpentis - Thermal / Kinetic
Blood Raider - Thermal / EM
Sansha's Nation - EM / Thermal
Angel Cartel - Kinetic / Explosive / Thermal
Minmatar Fleet - Thermal / Explosive
Amarr Navy - EM / Thermal

*** Hardeners to use ***
Angel - All
Amarr Navy - EM/Thermal
Blood - EM/Thermal
Caldary navy - Kinetic/Thermal
Gurista, Mordus, Gallente - Kinetic/Thermal
Khanid - EM/Thermal
Mercenary - EM/Thermal/ (Kinetik (missiles)
Mordus - Kinetic/thermal
Odamian - Kin/therm
Rogue Pirate - EM/Explosive/Kinetic
Sansha - EM/Thermal
Serpentis - Kinetic/Thermal
Zazzmatazz - all types of dmg

*** Damage types to use ***
Angel - EM(shields) Explosive(Armor), or thermal
all round
Amarr Navy - EM (shield) Explosive(Armor)
Mordus - EM (shield) Explosive(Armor)
Gurista - EM(shields) Explosive(Armor),
Thermal/Kinetic all around
Blood - Thermal
Sansha - EM
Serpentis - Thermal
Mercenary - Explosives
Caldary Navy - Explosives (Kine/Therm)
Khanid - EM(shields) Explosive(Armor)
Zazzmatazz - EM(shield)/Explosive(Armor)
Rogue Pirate- EM(shield)/Explosive(Armor)
Odamian - EM(shield)/Explosive(Armor)

Agent LP reward Offers
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1.5K - +1 Attribute Implants
9K - +2 Attribute Implants
10K - +3 Attribute Implants
15K - Special Connections Skill Books
100K - Navy Issue Frigates
250K - Navy Issue Cruisers
300K - Multiple +3 Attribute Implants
400K - +4 Attribute Implants
450K - +5 Attribute Implants
500K (+ rare tags) - Faction Battleships
600K - Pre-built Faction Battleships

Complexe
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1/10 Frigate
2/10 Destroyer
3/10 Cruiser
4/10 Battle Cruiser
5/10 Battle Ship