5h ago
May 24, 2006(19y)
May 24, 2026(5d)
Combat
Kills2,907
Losses445
Efficiency87%
ISK
Destroyed3.00t
Lost49.08b
ISK Eff.98%
Solo
Solo Kills73
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows256
Points3,141
Other
NPC Losses28
NPC Loss Ratio6%
Avg Kills/Day0.40
ActivityVery High
Last Active
5h ago
Birthday
May 24, 2006 (19 years old)
Next Birthday
May 24, 2026 (5 days)
Combat
Kills2,907
Losses445
Efficiency87%
Danger Ratio94%
ISK
Destroyed3.00t
Lost49.08b
ISK Efficiency98%
Balance+2.95t
Solo
Solo Kills73
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows256
Points3,141
Other
NPC Losses28
NPC Loss Ratio6%
Avg Kills/Day0.40
ActivityVery High
Bio
"Stupid. Idiot. Fleet. That’s two insults and one reason you’re dead."
"You came for a cap gank. You got dropped on by the biggest collection of armor-bricked dumbasses in the game."
"We don’t chase. We appear. We smartbomb. We ask our FC what just happened."
I’m the reason your FC says 'NEVER DROP IN IMPASS.
"I’m not tanky. I’m just too stupid to know when to leave grid."
When I land, the grid tilts. I’m the line they break on. I’m the last thing they see before the fleet deletes them.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Resbroko with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Gusendall... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Gallentean named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
☜☆☞ IAC FOREVER ☜☆☞
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RIP Nick. (DEATHSTAR) The Most Evil Scottsman
Nobheads and Wankers
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Dashboard
Stats
Kills569
Losses41
Efficiency93%
ISK Destroyed1.13t
ISK Lost5.09b
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills9
Solo Losses5
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor144.61
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows42
Points803
Activity Heat Map (EVE Time)
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleBlob (569 kills)
Solo 2% Small 3% Mid 10% Fleet 19% Blob 66%
Avg Fleet: 144.6 FC: Medium Capital Pilot Logi Pilot Bait (21x) Awox: 4 kills
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