Aug 27, 2026
May 24, 2006(20y)
May 24, 2027(233d)
Combat
Kills2,795
Losses387
Efficiency88%
ISK
Destroyed3.18t
Lost44.67b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills68
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows241
Combat Points2,074
Other
NPC Losses26
NPC Loss Ratio7%
Avg Kills/Day0.38
ActivityHigh
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio



"Stupid. Idiot. Fleet. That’s two insults and one reason you’re dead."


"You came for a cap gank. You got dropped on by the biggest collection of armor-bricked dumbasses in the game."

"We don’t chase. We appear. We smartbomb. We ask our FC what just happened."

I’m the reason your FC says 'NEVER DROP IN IMPASS.

"I’m not tanky. I’m just too stupid to know when to leave grid."

When I land, the grid tilts. I’m the line they break on. I’m the last thing they see before the fleet deletes them.












The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Resbroko with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Gusendall... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Gallentean named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.





































☜☆☞ IAC FOREVER ☜☆☞
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RIP Nick. (DEATHSTAR) The Most Evil Scottsman
Nobheads and Wankers
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Dashboard
Stats
Kills110
Losses8
Efficiency93%
ISK Destroyed206.05b
ISK Lost546.02m
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills1
Solo Losses1
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor85.85
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows5
Points10
Activity Heat Map (EVE Time)
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleBlob (109 kills)
Solo 1% Mid 5% Fleet 31% Blob 63%
Avg Fleet: 86.6 FC: Medium Bait (2x) Awox: 1 kills
Top Fleet Partners
Haley HakariBrothers of Tyr [Goonswarm Federation]10
Markus HakariBrothers of Tyr [Goonswarm Federation]7
viper adtANZAC ALLIANCE [Goonswarm Federation]6
Theman JRBlack Aces [Goonswarm Federation]4
Eric PackerMinistry of Offense [Goonswarm Federation]3
Murimasa ShiKarmaFleet [Goonswarm Federation]3
Dhampyre TivianneZebra Corp [Goonswarm Federation]3
Firiel StargazerMindstar Technology [Goonswarm Federation]3
Lucar BaneLes chevaliers de l'ordre [Goonswarm Federation]3
Charles MarsaillesDeadspace Excavations [Goonswarm Federation]2