30m ago
May 24, 2006(20y)
May 24, 2027(325d)
Combat
Kills3,174
Losses461
Efficiency87%
ISK
Destroyed3.11t
Lost50.28b
ISK Eff.98%
Solo
Solo Kills73
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows267
Points3,419
Other
NPC Losses28
NPC Loss Ratio6%
Avg Kills/Day0.43
ActivityVery High
Bio



"Stupid. Idiot. Fleet. That’s two insults and one reason you’re dead."


"You came for a cap gank. You got dropped on by the biggest collection of armor-bricked dumbasses in the game."

"We don’t chase. We appear. We smartbomb. We ask our FC what just happened."

I’m the reason your FC says 'NEVER DROP IN IMPASS.

"I’m not tanky. I’m just too stupid to know when to leave grid."

When I land, the grid tilts. I’m the line they break on. I’m the last thing they see before the fleet deletes them.












The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Resbroko with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Gusendall... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Gallentean named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.





































☜☆☞ IAC FOREVER ☜☆☞
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RIP Nick. (DEATHSTAR) The Most Evil Scottsman
Nobheads and Wankers
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Dashboard
Stats
Kills754
Losses54
Efficiency93%
ISK Destroyed1.18t
ISK Lost5.16b
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills8
Solo Losses12
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor121.47
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows43
Points999
Activity Heat Map (EVE Time)
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleBlob (754 kills)
Solo 1% Small 2% Mid 10% Fleet 25% Blob 62%
Avg Fleet: 121.5 FC: Medium Capital Pilot Logi Pilot Bait (28x) Awox: 6 kills
Top Fleet Partners
XminotaurXBlack Aces [Goonswarm Federation]60
Xiopas CharanteKarmaFleet [Goonswarm Federation]40
Kryioss SuneteStrategically Bad [Goonswarm Federation]39
Theman JRBlack Aces [Goonswarm Federation]39
Egar EstidalAngry Midlife Aliens [Goonswarm Federation]34
GinFOXMine 'N' Refine [Goonswarm Federation]34
FragitoCloaked Goof [Goonswarm Federation]31
Eaze GamezCloaked Goof [Goonswarm Federation]28
FireMacconAscendance [Goonswarm Federation]26
MiGeKarmaFleet [Goonswarm Federation]25