From the moment you're born, from the moment your head pops out...
Someone gives you a slap. You know, to make you cry. Cuz that's how they know you're alive..You cry.
And that's it, init, for the next 70-80 years..that's what life is.
Someone gives you a slapping...and a load of crying.
That's life.
- Dougie (Karl Pilkington) in Derek