Jaden Slipshadow

This one time..at space camp...

The above has nothing to do with a Impairor....
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I've met God. She said to me, "Self, you rock!>"
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I was out anti-pirating one day...when I felt the sudden urge to charge for protection...and buy a white on white tie....
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Maleadictions are fast...female addictions are much more fun....

The above has a lot more to do with the backseat of an Impairor...
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I wise woman once said to me: "Self, you are awesome."
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I smite evil in the glorious name of my race...just for kicks...it's the heavy petting with your frozen corpse afterward that is kinda creepy.
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Two kills are better'n one, so bring a pal to my party darlin', and keep me entertained.
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Tank? I don't tank, I ignore your assault because your feable weapons skills can't hurt a fly.
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Pvp? Me? Yeah sometimes...more like having people line up in front of me with a blindfold on though...
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