Unremarkable Leadership

Playing Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a stairwell firing an Uzi

The Caldari Prayer:

Our missiles, who art in launchers,
Hallowed be thy payload.
Thy warhead come.
Our enemies be done,
In low sec, as it is in empire.
Give us this day our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS’s,
As we do not forgive those who use them against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from the scrambler.
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
The kinetic,
And the EM,
For as long as thy flight time lasts.
Amen

The Amarr pray for God
The Caldari pray for money
The Gallente pray for peace
The Minmatar pray their ships hold together.

Amarr: God says i'm better than you, so stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait till' my drones get in range......
Minmatar: Shields and armor are for cowards like our enemies!