Ben Alizee

Into Oblivion. [0BLVN] Fraternity. [FRT]

Caldari Deteis

Last ActiveAug 11, 2020
BirthdayAug 31, 2009 (17 years old)
Next BirthdayAug 31, 2027 (294 days)

Combat

Kills518

Losses188

Efficiency73%

Danger Ratio87%

ISK

Destroyed319.26b

Lost134.64b

ISK Efficiency70%

Balance+184.63b

Solo

Solo Kills33

Solo Ratio6%

Final Blows88

Combat Points518

Other

NPC Losses24

NPC Loss Ratio13%

Avg Kills/Day0.08

ActivityInactive

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Bio



Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. But, the duffer said, sicne you're obiously much better than I, you have to spot me two "Gotcha!"s.

The golf pro didn't know what a gotcha was, but he went along with it. And so off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100.

"What happened?" asked one of the members.

Well, said the pro, I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling "GOTCHA!"

Now have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second gotcha?

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