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Ben Alizee

Into Oblivion.[0BLVN]Fraternity.[FRT]
Aug 11, 2020
Aug 31, 2009(16y)
Aug 31, 2026(133d)
Combat
Kills518
Losses188
Efficiency73%
ISK
Destroyed319.26b
Lost134.64b
ISK Eff.70%
Solo
Solo Kills33
Solo Ratio6%
Final Blows88
Points518
Other
NPC Losses24
NPC Loss Ratio13%
Avg Kills/Day0.09
ActivityInactive
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Bio


Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. But, the duffer said, sicne you're obiously much better than I, you have to spot me two "Gotcha!"s.

The golf pro didn't know what a gotcha was, but he went along with it. And so off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100.

"What happened?" asked one of the members.

Well, said the pro, I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling "GOTCHA!"

Now have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second gotcha?
Dashboard
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Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -