Born somewhere between a questionable wormhole jump and a sushi bar tab that could bankrupt a Caldari megacorp, this capsuleer has made a career out of being in the wrong place at the right time. Equal parts explorer, planned accident, and professional survivor, their legend is stitched together from stories that are only slightly exaggerated.

Despite accusations of reckless flying, questionable navigation, and an alarming habit of discovery by pressing buttons labeled “Do Not Press,” this pilot has survived more bad decisions than most capsuleers care to admit.

If you see their ship on grid, one of three things is about to happen:

Someone’s about to be shot at.
Someone’s about to be looted.
Someone’s about to be asked for directions.


On a personal player note, from from all my travels, I would rather be in hell with good company than in paradise surrounded by a-holes.